- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
Yes. Very soon. watch that clock. I’ll be born in 13 minutes. Get the apple jucie and party poppers it’s time to celebrate this shit.
Or it’s my birthday but who knows anything bout that.
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
this is the most accurate description of Homestuck.